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Narain is the founder & CEO for 360 Degree Interactive, a web services firm based in Chennai, India. This blog is about his personal views on Web 2.0, RoR, Social networking,Digital media, interactive advertising, SaaS, Service Oriented Architecture, India Inc, rural education, Web standards, mobile 2.0 and more.

Wednesday, September 29

Being a Bachlor. -- Quotes from the knowledged men

this is a forward from one my friend. It keeps me thinking, that worldwide, the pain is same & everyone, though got married, still envy bachlors..... Envy Me. ... i am single & kicking ;-)


Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in
life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier
than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for
free. --Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. -------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. --Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake." - Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - (This is the master quote of all)
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, on.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied, ----------------------------------------------------------
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars a and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive

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